What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

What do you do when your family doesn’t care about you?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

Goldfinger

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?